February 6, 2008

A little off-season banter...

Bronco Mendenhall, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around when they came to a modest little house with a faded Cougars flag in the window."This house is yours for eternity," said God. "This is very special, not everyone gets a house up here."The coach felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion that had a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous UTES flag, and in every window was the UTE logo.The coach looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was a good coach. I went to bowl games, sent a bunch of my players on to the pros, and I turned around the entire BYU football program."God said, "So, what's your question?""Well," said the coach, "Why does Kyle Whittingham get a better house than me?"God responded, "Oh that's not Whittingham's house, that's mine".

4 comments:

Christina said...

too funny--i actually know kyle he was from our stake originally in orange california before he moved to provo..

Anonymous said...

hee hee!

Kim said...

hardy har har. I wish you guys would make a Thanksgiving trip here so we could watch the games together!!! I guess I'll just have to wait a few more years...

Kim said...

bytheway, how did you get your name to post at the bottom of your post instead of "loveridge member?"