Bronco Mendenhall, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around when they came to a modest little house with a faded Cougars flag in the window."This house is yours for eternity," said God. "This is very special, not everyone gets a house up here."The coach felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion that had a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous UTES flag, and in every window was the UTE logo.The coach looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was a good coach. I went to bowl games, sent a bunch of my players on to the pros, and I turned around the entire BYU football program."God said, "So, what's your question?""Well," said the coach, "Why does Kyle Whittingham get a better house than me?"God responded, "Oh that's not Whittingham's house, that's mine".